Lets Be Honest, Why’d You Buy Your Harley?

There are many types of bikers that ride for many different reasons. But people that ride Harley’s usually have very specific reasons. Which of these reasons’ best fits the reason you bought a Harley instead of a Japanese or European bike?
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1. - It’s American, Dammit!
2. - You know it’s a Harley before you can see it, unless it’s a VW without a muffler
3. - It won’t seem like a mid-life crisis when you buy one because of a mid-life crisis
4. - The cops will probably leave you alone because they won’t know if you’re a biker or a lawyer
5. - Don’t need to know what fuel injection or ram-air induction is
6. - People will always look at you, unless they’re jealous
7. - Even the slow ones are cool
8. - When you turn it on, it returns the favor
9. - It vibrates like a pacemaker
10. - It vibrates like a vibrator
11. - Us fat bastards have to ride, too

What’s your reason?